The Beauty of Mathematics

The Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!! 1 x 8+ 1= 9 12 x 8+ 2= 98 123 x 8+ 3= 987 1234 x 8+ 4= 9876 12345 x 8+ 5= 98765 123456 x 8+ 6= 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7= 9876543 12345678 x 8+ 8= 98765432 123456789 x 8+ 9= 987654321 1 x 9+ 2 = 11 12 x 9+ 3 = 111 123 x 9+ 4 = 1111 1234 x 9+ 5 = 11111 12345 x 9+ 6 = 111111 123456 x 9+ 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9+ 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9+ 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9+10= 1111111111 9 x 9+ 7 = 88 98 x 9+ 6 = 888 987 x 9+ 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9+ 3 = 888888 987654 x 9+ 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9+ 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321 Mind Boggling...     Now, take a look at this... 101% From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%... How about ACHIEVING 101%? What equals 100%in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

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13 Bad Beauty Products Of The Decade

Fish pedicures. Such a bad idea they were banned for being unsanitary. (And just plain bizarre.)

 
Paris Hilton's own brand of hair extensions, Dream Catchers. Did you see her when she sported the extensions? They looked like platinum blond, ratty pieces of FAKE. 

You know the deal with Latisse. Sure it could grow you thicker, fuller lashes, but it also may turn your light-colored eyes brown, cause hair growth in places other than your lash line, and generally be a big itchy mess.

  

Get rid of arm jiggle and thigh wobble ... instantly. Slim Tape is your very own tuck and tape. Literally. Pass.

Botox! In a bottle! Couldn't be a worse idea! Doesn't work! Shocking!
 

No, it's not a lip plumper, it's a lip pumper. Get your very own trout mouth with just a few pumps of the Luscious Lips kit! Seriously, people? Our own Amelia tried this and not only did it not work, but it actually hurt.


 

 The magic of SkinMedica TNS Recovery Complex is the main ingredient derived from baby's foreskin. But, hey, once you get over the horrendous smell (a sort of unwashed male body stink, we're told), it's supposed to work decently. But still, baby's foreskin?

 Leeches. Not usually considered a beauty product, but according to Demi Moore they are how she detoxifies and looks so hot. No thanks.

This Cover Girl Outlast lipstick kit outlasts even my need/want/desire to wear it. Seriously, you can't get the stuff off your lips!

Frownies, for those who aren't aware, "re-educate the underlying muscles to assume their correct, relaxed and natural appearance"—yes, really, by "freezing" your face in place. And now you also know why no one buys them.

 

 

The Shizuka NY Geisha facial involves slathering your face in bird poop for 50 minutes at $180 a pop. Super pricey and involves feces. I'm going to take a pass!

With just one or two F-Cup cookies a day, your breasts will grow. Ignoring the fact that I want nothing close to a F-cup, is the real reason you get bigger boobs because you're just gaining weight eating extra cookies every day?

 

EMK Placental masks and creams containing real-deal placenta—the proteins that come from the afterbirth (ew, sorry) are said to contain proteins that apparently moisturize and accelerate skin regeneration.

C++ in College

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include <mobile.h>
#include<sms.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%" ,&ladies);


if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%" ,&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);



else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college) ;
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}

Dan Brown The Lost Symbol eBook

The book's story takes place over a period of 12 hours in Washington, D.C., with a focus on Freemasonry. Langdon is summoned to Washington to give a lecture, apparently by his mentor, a Mason named Peter Solomon. However instead of an audience for his lecture he finds the severed right hand of Peter Solomon. Langdon begins a rapid chase through the basement of the Capitol building, solving a series of cryptic clues. He joins forces with Solomon's sister, Noetic scientist Dr. Katherine Solomon, while matching wits with Mal'akh, a tattooed, self-castrated and brilliant villain who is in search of an ancient source of power. The climax takes place in a Masonic Lodge. Mal'akh believes he has the "lost symbol". His death minutes later has a description of his soul being received by devils. The final chapters reveal more about the "lost symbol", and the book ends with the word "Hope".

Click here to get a free e-book of The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown.

BANNED FROM WAL MART...

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. St. Clair,


Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Gilbert are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras .

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals..

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least...

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Sincerely,
Wal-Mart