We dont pay taxes, they take....

The Beauty of Mathematics

2010-03-09T06:07:00.000-08:00

The Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!1 x 8+ 1= 9 12 x 8+ 2= 98 123 x 8+ 3= 987 1234 x 8+ 4= 9876 12345 x 8+ 5= 98765 123456 x 8+ 6= 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7= 9876543 12345678 x 8+ 8= 98765432 123456789 x 8+ 9= 987654321 1 x 9+ 2 = 1112 x 9+ 3 = 111123 x 9+ 4 = 1111 1234 x 9+ 5 = 1111112345 x 9+ 6 = 111111 123456 x 9+ 7 = 11111111234567 x 9+ 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9+ 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9+10=

13 Bad Beauty Products Of The Decade

2010-01-05T01:46:00.001-08:00

Fish pedicures. Such a bad idea they were banned for being unsanitary. (And just plain bizarre.) Paris Hilton's own brand of hair extensions, Dream Catchers. Did you see her when she sported the extensions? They looked like platinum blond, ratty pieces of FAKE. You know the deal with Latisse. Sure it could grow you thicker, fuller lashes, but it also may turn your light-colored eyes

C++ in College

2009-10-20T03:03:00.001-07:00

#include#include #include#include#define Cute beautiful_lady main(){goto college;scanf("100%" ,&ladies);if(lady ==Cute)line++;while( !reply ){printf("I Love U");scanf("100%" ,&reply); }if(reply == "GAALI")main(); /* go back and repeat the process */else if(reply == "SANDAL ")exit(1);else if(reply == "I Love U"){lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(

Dan Brown The Lost Symbol eBook

2009-09-16T00:15:00.000-07:00

The book's story takes place over a period of 12 hours in Washington, D.C., with a focus on Freemasonry. Langdon is summoned to Washington to give a lecture, apparently by his mentor, a Mason named Peter Solomon. However instead of an audience for his lecture he finds the severed right hand of Peter Solomon. Langdon begins a rapid chase through the basement of the Capitol building, solving a

BANNED FROM WAL MART...

2009-09-10T04:54:00.000-07:00

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs.

Something Interesting

2009-09-10T04:19:00.000-07:00

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Are you doubting this?) Our eyes are always the same size from birth,

Animated Sun rise and Sun set in Hong Kong

2009-07-16T21:56:00.000-07:00

Move your cursor up and down over the image to see the transition from sun rise to sun set.

ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE

2009-06-29T02:25:00.000-07:00

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.If the plural of man is always called men,Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?If I speak of my foot and show

Modern Heights

2009-06-29T02:22:00.000-07:00

1. What is height of Fashion?A. Dhoti with a zip .************ **2. What is height of Secrecy?A. Offering blank visiting cards.************ **3. What is height of Active laziness?A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.************ **4. What is height of Craziness?A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.************ **5. What is height of Forgetfulness?A. Seeing the mirror and trying to

Learning Alfabet The Punjabi Way!

2009-06-24T03:51:00.000-07:00

Say them out loud :)A is for AiscreameB is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. 'Defence Cloney'.D is for the proverbial 'Dangar da Puttar'E is for Expanditure,

Installing Husband 1.0

2009-06-21T21:23:00.000-07:00

A desperate womanwrites tothe Technical support Guy,Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 andI noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall systemperformance, particularly in the flower and jewelleryapplications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuableprograms, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention

25 worlds dumbest laws

2009-06-17T00:07:00.000-07:00

Introducing… the World’s Dumbest Laws – 25 of them from US to England to Indonesia and more!• The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.• In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genital but is forbidden from looking directly at them during

Facebook Tip: How to Get Your Facebook Vanity URL

2009-06-16T23:50:00.000-07:00

var googleSearchIframeName = "results_014190920417102621215:rrduvxmiq7w"; var googleSearchFormName = "searchbox_014190920417102621215:rrduvxmiq7w"; var googleSearchFrameWidth = 700; var googleSearchFrameborder = 0; var googleSearchDomain = "www.google.com"; var googleSearchPath = "/cse

A few things I hate bout people

2008-12-05T02:16:00.000-08:00

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it

The Secret of Success….!!!

2008-12-04T01:41:00.000-08:00

A young man asked Socrates the secret of success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him into the river. When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and swiftly ducked him into the water.The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy

40 Tips for a Better Life

2008-12-04T01:35:00.000-08:00

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day..3. Sleep for 7 hours.4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.5. Play more games.6. Read more books than you did in 2007.7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.8. Spend time with people over the

The Richest Man In History:John D. Rockefeller....

2008-12-04T01:31:00.000-08:00

When John D. Rockefeller was a young boy, he said that his twogreatest ambitions were to make $100,000 and to live to be 100 yearsold. He died on May 23, 1937, just 26 months shy of his 100thbirthday and with a net worth of $1.4 billion.Over a forty-year career that was mired in controversy, Rockefellermade a name for himself in America's budding oil industry. He builtStandard Oil into the

Its the time for the International symbol of marriage...!!!

2008-12-04T01:27:00.000-08:00

No jokes, yes you all saw that right… The International symbol of marriage has been released and the saddest thing is that it was released way behind in the year 2005 and now don’t be flabbergasted to see this…...............................If u dont believe it just type "international symbol of marriage" in images.google.comHope all women Are happy now!!For those who are not getting what's in

'Fail to learn, learn to fail'

2008-12-04T01:25:00.000-08:00

It is well known that for 28 years Abraham Lincoln experienced one failure after another. In 1833 he had a nervous breakdown. When he ran for speaker in 1838 he was defeated. In 1848 he lost re-nomination to Congress and was rejected for land officer in 1849. These failures didn't stop him from battling on. In 1854 he was defeated for the Senate. Two years later he lost the nomination for

How to face the hike in Petrol costs....??

2008-12-04T01:21:00.000-08:00

The simple optimistic answer is to ask ourselves "Who says petrol is costly....??" JRead on…This is a forwarded Message:I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike.But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.To know why, see the results below - you'll be surprised at how

Cranky things to Go Crazy in an Elevator....!!

2008-12-04T01:19:00.000-08:00

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him onthe shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.Smile, and go back for more.3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push thewrong ones.4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if theyknow what floor you're on.5) Hold the doors open and say you're

SHOCKING HEALTH FACTS

2008-11-20T04:09:00.000-08:00

* Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team. * Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It

Marvellous answer

2008-11-20T04:07:00.000-08:00

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.The mechanic

BANG UR HEAD

2008-11-20T04:06:00.000-08:00

Bang ur head on the wall if u dont know the answer.Recently a company had participated in IIM's Placement Sessions.They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.Here are some of them:-************ ********* *1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?********2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents

Boss & me

2008-11-20T04:04:00.000-08:00

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,When my boss takes a long time, he is thoroughWhen I don't do it, I am lazy,When my boss does not do it, he is busy,When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,When I make a mistake, I' am

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

2008-11-11T02:53:00.000-08:00

1 x 8 + 1 = 912 x 8 + 2 = 98123 x 8 + 3 = 9871234 x 8 + 4 = 987612345 x 8 + 5 = 98765123456 x 8 + 6 = 9876541234567 x 8 + 7 = 987654312345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432123456789 x 8 + 9 = 9876543211 x 9 + 2 = 1112 x 9 + 3 = 111123 x 9 + 4 = 11111234 x 9 + 5 = 1111112345 x 9 + 6 = 111111123456 x 9 + 7 = 11111111234567 x 9 + 8 = 1111111112345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111123456789 x 9 +10= 11111111119 x 9 + 7 =

love is..

2008-11-08T04:05:00.000-08:00

Martinis

2008-11-08T03:48:00.000-08:00

Cocktails - Martinis Get your own at Scribd or explore others: Culture History recipes party

Headlines in 2020..

2008-11-07T02:28:00.000-08:00

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Math’s magic...

2008-11-07T02:11:00.000-08:00

259 X ( Ur age) X 39 =?Try it and you will be surprised to see the result.

Policies and Procedures

2008-11-07T02:10:00.000-08:00

In this experiment they put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon

Only great minds can read this!!

2008-11-07T01:14:00.000-08:00

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid tooCna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae

10 resons you are your Zodiac Sign

2008-11-03T04:26:00.000-08:00

Do you get lots of annoying calls from telemarketers?

2008-11-03T04:22:00.001-08:00

Don't get upset about it! Use the opportunity to get a laugh!******* 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.******* 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my

Devils Advocate

2008-10-31T05:07:00.000-07:00

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place."So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and

2008-10-31T04:57:00.001-07:00

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal getsarrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal hasbeen arrested, we call him a defense attorney.*****Title SearchExcerpted from the Empire State Surveyor, New York Society of Professional Surveyors, November 1990One of the best examples of how ridiculous

To Maintain Our Insanity... lol... jus for laffs..

2008-10-30T04:56:00.000-07:00

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

You know you're living in 2008 when...

2008-10-30T03:44:00.000-07:00

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still

Proverbs by kids... cute ones..

2008-10-30T03:43:00.000-07:00

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gaveeach child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them comeup with the rest.*As you shall make your bed so shall you......mess it up*Better be safe than..........................punch a 5th grader*Strike while the ............................bug is close*It's always darkest before...................daylight savings time*

Cool Ads(3)

2008-10-30T03:36:00.000-07:00

Cool Ads(2)

2008-10-30T03:29:00.000-07:00

Cool ads(1)

2008-10-30T03:20:00.000-07:00

IT prefessionals wedding invite...

2008-10-29T22:03:00.000-07:00

Cool bicycles

2008-10-29T21:53:00.001-07:00

how many can u recognise???

2008-10-29T05:31:00.000-07:00

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Animator v/s Animation

2008-10-29T05:12:00.000-07:00

SMS OF THE YEAR

2008-10-29T04:05:00.001-07:00

How amazing!! -A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "FOOL" in 2 mins.Second Best:Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud . After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying .Third Best SMS:Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

Think u sud love dis doctor??!!!

2008-10-28T05:07:00.000-07:00

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSIONQ: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q:

God in humour

2008-10-28T05:04:00.000-07:00

God was in the process of creating the universe.And he was explaining to his subordinates"Look everything should be in balance.For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....And here is Africa. I have given

Women, Men & Pigs

2008-10-28T05:00:00.000-07:00

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoyPigs = eat + sleepHence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoyIf, Human - enjoy = Pigs + workIn other words,Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work************ **Men = eat + sleep + earn moneyPigs = eat + sleepHence, Men = Pigs + earn moneyIf Men - earn money = PigsIn other words,Men that don't earn money = Pigs************ **Women = eat + sleep + spendPigs = eat +

Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff... lol

2008-10-28T04:56:00.000-07:00

It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on...PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing...And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look...All or most specimens are ??Something male species of the human race...Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!Any guesses???Let's ask one of them...Here's

My name is Gossip

2008-10-28T04:52:00.000-07:00

My name is Gossip.I have no respect for justice.I break hearts and ruin lives.I am cunning, malicious and gather strength with age.The more I am quoted, the more I am believed.I flourish at every level of society.My victims are helpless.They cannot protect themselves against me becauseI have no name and no face.To track me down is impossible.The harder you try, the more elusive I become.I am

INDIA.....

2008-10-24T00:43:00.000-07:00

The population of India is 100 crores. 100,000,00,000 But 19 crores are retired. -19,000,00,000 That leaves 81 crores do the work. 81,000,00,000 There are 25 crores in school, -25,000,00,000 which leaves 56 crores to do the work. 56,000,00,000 Of this there are 22 crores employed by theCentral Govt, -22,000,00,000 leaving 34 crores to do the work. 34,000,00,000 4

2008-10-24T00:42:00.000-07:00

TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearingB.Ed exams, which the father receives as:"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."TELEGRAM #2A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill stationsends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."TELEGRAM #3A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway

I dint no.. did u??

2008-10-24T00:26:00.000-07:00

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.The

Zonelam 08

2008-10-23T03:22:00.000-07:00